Choose one of the thrilling, captivating, and ludicrously exciting stories below! They're in the order of which I made them. The merv saga ones aren't very good. But the others are indeed, thrilling, captivating, and ludicrously exciting stories!

A day in the life of the Merv
- Meet the infamous Teapot Dwelling Miniature Donkeys!

The Merv Saga: Part 1
- Worms carrying mighty weapons!

The Merv Saga: Part 2
- The spammy wench!

The Merv Saga: Part 3
- Spam tribe Vs anally abiding germs!

The story of Merv - Year 2
- Meet my pet leper, and behold the awesome terror that is the fire assessment regulator singing fish entity!

The new Merv story - Merv Vs the cheese
- Exploding cheese, vengeful jaffa cakes, picketing hedgerow guzzling three headed nuclear powered dung beetles, knitting masked ignoramus grannies, and exasperatedly panting pasta dishes!

Merv VII - Merv beats up aliens with tentacles and spooky eyeballs
- The action packed finale, featuring pet lepers, miniature dwelling teapot donkeys, brain sucking avocadoesqe aliens, dirty screaming carpets, stubbornly violent carrots disguised as wardrobes, freezer cohabiting pixies, and green slimy aliens with tentacles and spooky glowing eyeballs!

Feedback from the stories
- hear what an alien, a demon, oscar the grouch, tigger, Mel B, and other peeps have to say about the stories.... (Sorry - I just had to write this - this was the first bit of the website I ever did. I was 19, and had just discovered that I could save animated gifs and use them myself. I apologise profusely for the shiteness of the feedback section.)

DISCLAIMER AND OTHER STUFF:Right, I don't know how to get a copyright symbol here, but by god, these stories are as copyrighted as they come. Pet leper - MINE, Teapot dwelling miniature donkeys - DOUBLE MINE. All the other characters - MINE MINE MINE. Any copyright breach will be punishable by death in any country accessible by air travel. Gizzard accepts no responsibility for side effects from viewing this page, and headaches, nausea, blindness, hallucinating, nightmares, leper obsessions aren't my fault. They are in fact, yours. Look within yourself to aid your own afflictions, afflicted one!