Do you want to punish me for all the evil things I've done? Are you an animal rights activist who wants to moider me for my cruelty to hamsters? Would you like to mangle my chops with a sledgehammer for my constant irritating quoting of "we are all bob" for my infamous Cult of Bob? Do you feel extreme urges to stab a fork into my eyeball socket, pluck out my eye and eat it, for spreading paranoia about the evils of cows? Would you like to get out the whip and publicly flog me for all the rest of my heinous crimes?
I bet you would. But no, I'm not gonna let you. Instead, I'll offer you the ability to revolve my head around and around until I'm violently sick! Will that do you?
cCick on the pic below to start the fun, you cruel, sadistic little bastard!
DISCLAIMER:I don't really like being beaten, stabbed, hit, eyeball plucked, flogged, punched, kicked, or any of that malarkey. I don't even like being sick. So don't try it in real life, or I'll beat your brains in, y'hear? Impressionable teenagers and toddlers: It's not clever to pick up people and spin them around until they're sick, don't say I told you to. Of course, if you do, give me a mail and tell me if it was particularly funny :o)
Toddle off to Gizz's menu page for more of Gizzard's wonderful yet meaningless malarkey!
People have relished the thought of kicking my arse since December 1998. Which is a bit disturbing.
