Happy Valentines Day From
FortuneCity UK

FortuneCity UK
...playing tonsil hockey with the masses

One summer day at you see the most creature you have ever seen. The name's , and every move makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend and say, "Wow, that has to be the most body I have ever seen. Suddenly, looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you! says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so , and was wondering if you'd like to go to with me and ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "" and go along. When you finally get to , moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream... but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. will approach you for a bit of rumpy pumpy in days or less, but only if you mail this webpage address to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you will both fall in love. Maybe. If you're a bit lucky that is.... and you're not a smelly person with big warts on your nose. Actually, you could just send this URL out 'cause it's BRILLIANT, yes it is, and you know you want to. Otherwise lots of hairy antelope will appear in your kitchen and eat all of your root vegtables, or something."

WISHING ALL FORTUNECITY UK MEMBERS A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

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